Drone footage of Tinker Lane, Nottinghamshire, 2 January 2019. Photo: Eric Walton
This post has live updates from the parliamentary debate on government proposals to fast track fracking plans.
In May last year, the government announced plans to classify non-fracking shale gas sites as permitted development. This would allow operators to avoid the need for a full planning application and bypass the normal local authority decision-making process.
Ministers also proposed to designate major shale gas production sites at Nationally Significant Infrastructure Projects (NSIP). This would mean decisions would be made the local government secretary, rather than local councillors.
Today’s debate is the first time the proposals have been discussed in the main chamber of the House of Commons.
Statement from campaign groups
In a joint statement after the debate, Friends of the Earth, CPRE, FFU, 350.org, 38Degrees and SumofUs said:
“There have been 57 earthquakes in Lancashire since fracking started. Yet the government wants to rip up the planning rulebook and fast-track fracking without community consent.
“Today MPs from across the political spectrum voiced their outrage at these plans and condemned the fracking industry for attempting to weaken vital earthquake regulations.
“This industry is bad news for our climate, environment and local democracy, and proposals to fast-track fracking should be thrown in the dustbin where they belong.”
5pm: Verbal vote
The House votes in favour of the motion that it has:
considered use of permitted development and the nationally significant infrastructure project regime for shale gas exploration and production.
4.59pm: Wera Hobhouse, Lib Dem, Bath
Wera Hobhouse, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Concluding the debate, she says fracked gas is a fossil fuel. She urges the government:
“Ditch fracking”
4.51pm: Kit Malthouse, housing minister
Kit Malthouse, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Mr Malthouse says no final decision has been made on whether to bring forward the proposals.
The consultation responses are being considered. They are part of a range of measures to speed up decisions on shale gas schemes, he says.
Sir Clive Betts asks the minister how decisions would be speeded up.
Mr Malthouse says permitted development would not apply to fracking schemes or affect regulation by the Environment Agency, Health & Safety Executive or the Oil & Gas Authority.
There could be controls on noise, height of structures or locations.
Kevin Hollinrake asks whether permitted development would allow developers to establish a well pad anywhere they wanted. Mr Malthouse says the consultation asked this question.
Kit Malthouse, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Communities should continue to be involved in planning decisions, he says.
we understand that communities feel that they are often not consulted closely enough before planning applications are submitted by developers to the local planning authority. That can lead to opposition to developments and a longer application process.
A separate consultation was launched by the government on compulsory pre-planning consultation, he says. Responses are also being considered.
Domestic gas production has a role to play in future energy supplies. There are potential benefits from the safe and sustainable exploitation of shale gas, he says. Decisions should be faster and fairer, he adds.
We remain expressly committed to ensuring that local communities are fully involved in planning decisions that affect them and to making planning decisions faster and fairer at the same time. We have now delivered on our promise to consult on how best to develop our planning processes for both the exploration and production of shale gas development, while ensuring that communities remain fully involved. We are currently considering the responses from those consultations and will respond in due course.
4.44pm: Roberta Blackman-Woods, shadow planning minister
Roberta Blackman-Woods, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Ms Blackman-Woods says: “The Government should accept that fracking is both dangerous and exacerbates global warming.”
She says
In Labour’s opinion, fracking should never be allowed, and it should certainly not be approved via permitted development or the nationally significant infrastructure projects regime instead of achieving local planning permission.
The proposals bypass the local decision-making process and local people. It would be reckless, she says.
Currently, shale gas schemes need to go to the full planning system which analyses the impact on land use and communities. This should continue, she says.
The consultation on permitted development did not make it clear whether the impact on agriculture, safety, heritage, flooding or safeguarding land would be analysed or protected under the permitted development regime or what conditions might be required to be met.
She quotes the conclusion of the Royal Town Planning Institute:
“Blanket permissions for shale gas exploration in England are completely unsuitable and fly in the face of good planning”.
She asks where are the responses to the consultations on permitted development and NSIP.
We know most of the responses are against the permitted development proposal. Some have called this an “affront to democracy”, she says. People who live nearby have a right to be heard.
The permitted development proposal would fundamentally undermine the planning process, she says.
A permitted development right for shale gas exploration would fundamentally undermine the local planning process and stop councils consulting on issues that are relevant to frackingapplications, such as the potential for seismic activity, which we know has actually happened, and water pollution; the disposal of waste water; well construction and integrity; and water availability.
These serious areas of concern have not been addressed by the government.
The government should think again about the proposals and about fracking itself, she says.
Community and environmental groups have opposed the proposals but the government has ploughed on, she says. Labour will ban fracking and invest in renewables. We strongly urge the government to refuse the NSIP regime and permitted development for fracking.
4.38pm: Deidre Brock, SNP, Edinburgh North and Leith
Deidre Brock, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
She says extravagant claims are made about fracking and shale gas benefits. The government must balance this against evidence on climate change.
These are genuine concerns because there is evidence of impacts from other countries. There are calls for bans in the US and it has been banned in the Netherlands.
She says the UK government could learn from what she calls the cautious approach of the Scottish government.
“Perhaps a more thorough regulatory regime will reduce the likelihood of some of the worst public health and safety hazards that we have seen in the States and elsewhere, but frankly I would not trust this Government to ensure that the checks and balances were robust enough, and the rewards are simply not worth the risk.”
She says:
“the UK Government seem intent on slashing red tape and fast-tracking fracking through the planning process, bypassing local democracy and those pesky protestors who get in the way of things. I do not have a lot of faith in the Government to put public interest before that of big business.”
No amount of regulation will prevent shale gas being a new source of greenhouse gas emissions. Climate change is the biggest crisis that the planet is facing, she says.
She says school children are fed up of politicians who are stuck in the past, robbing the next generation of its future.
She says there is a long way to go to move away from fossil fuel dependence. Onshore fracking is the wrong direction for energy policy, she says.
There is a majority against fracking in the Scottish parliament, she says. She urges the UK government to put an end to this “damaging dash for gas”.
4.35pm: Matt Rodda, Labour, Reading East
Matt Rodda, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
We face a stark choice if we are not to face unstoppable climate change, he says. We have to stop exploitation for shale gas.
He says there are deep concerns about the local environment, particularly noise and the impact of major infrastructure projects. The very last thing the constituency needs is a major threat, he says.
He supports the concerns about the weakness of the planning system and the lack of government investment in renewable energy.
We have 12 years left to reduce carbon emissions. Communities have serious concerns about fracking.
Shale gas exploitation has to stop and stop now.
4.33pm: Geraint Davies, Labour, Swansea West
Geraint Davies, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
He says we cannot go forward with fracking and fulfil our Paris Agreement on climate change. There are also issues of water quality and usage, he says. We don’t have the infrastructure to treat fracking fluid, he says.
Mr Davies says following Brexit, multinational companies will fine the UK if it tries to stop them from fracking.
4.30pm: Justin Madders, Labour, Ellesmere Port and Neston
Justin Madders, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
He says there is a growing consensus across the country against the proposals. They would make it easier to establish a shale gas site than a two-bedroom semi-detached house, he says.
The proposals read like a wish-list from the fracking companies.
How can the government’s fine word on climate change be consistent with the proposals on permitted development, he asks.
We are sleepwalking into a climate catastrophe. We need to shift away from fossil fuels now. If we don’t do it, it will be the next generation that suffers, he says.
4.27pm: Sir Clive Betts, Labour, Sheffield South East
Clive Betts, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Sir Clive says the local government select committee opposed the permitted development proposals. Local communities should not be excluded from the planning process, he says.
He says NSIP would not speed up the application process. He says Lancashire County Council had to ask Cuadrilla for more information five times – the delay was not the council’s fault, he says.
Listen to the weight of opinion across the chamber, he says. It is a row-back from localism.
4.23pm: Kevin Hollinrake, Conservative, Thirsk and Malton
Kevin Hollinrake, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Mr Hollinrake says he does not oppose locally–produced shale gas. But he says he is against permitted development for these sites.
He says gas has a future. He is concerned about impacts on his constituency. He says it is compatible with the landscape if it is done properly with clear planning guidelines.
He says most people in his constituency do not know gas sites are there.
There should be government-backed remediation plan. Landowners should not have to pick up the tab, he says.
I am against NSIP and permitted development. It is the wrong thing to do. The government should withdraw its plans.
4.21pm: Thangam Debbonaire, Labour, Bristol West
Thangham Debbonaire, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
She says she will not be able to look the next generation in the eye about what she had done to prevent climate change if fracking went ahead.
She says every single decision we take should be considered on the basis of what it does to prevent climate change.
4.16pm: Lee Rowley, Conservative, North East Derbyshire
Lee Rowley, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Mr Rowley says there is a cross-party consensus that there is a problem with fracking in the UK. There is no majority for permitted development or NSIP for fracking and probably not for fracking at all.
He says he came to fracking as an agnostic. But he says when you start to unpick fracking it starts to fall apart. If the prospectus does not work we should put our effort into something else.
“If there was a traffic light system to be applied today in this house, it would be flashing red that there is no majority for permitted development.”
Mr Rowley says:
Fracking does not have a place in our future energy mix. The government should abandon it.
There is a people-problem, he says. As knowledge increases then opposition increases.
We have to give local communities their own say. The community in Marsh Lane in my constituency should not have to accept the industrial site in the greenbelt and lorry movements in their community.
He reads to the chamber the infrastructure that Ineos proposes to put on the site at Marsh Lane. He says the field next door had been rejected for a car boot sale.
4.14pm: Louise Haigh, Labour, Sheffield Heeley
Louise Haigh, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
She says the government has been taken in by the experience of the United States.
But she says fracking in the UK will live or die in the Bowland shale. One well has been introduced in this basin and this has been dormant because of fracking. Many million people live in the basin, she says.
“There can be no pretence to localism when the government is riding roughshod over the voices and rights of local authorities and local people.”
She says it is not too late for the government to rethink its approach.
4.10pm: James Heappey, Conservative, Wells
James Heappey, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
He says he opposes fracking because he doesn’t accept the energy policy arguments.
He says there is a role for gas but not for fracking the UK energy mix because of the rapidly decreasing costs of renewables and storage and an upsurge in finds in the North Sea.
There are many more exciting opportunities if the government would just ditch fracking.
4.04pm: Sir Ed Davey, Lib Dem, Kingston and Surbiton
Sir Ed Davey, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Sir Ed Davey, as a former energy secretary in the coalition government, says he was cautious about shale gas. It had to be sensible regulated, he says.
Controls on seismicity and planning are in danger of being taken away, he says.
On the seismicity regulations, the coalition took evidence from scientists. We needed a precautionary approach because the experts were telling us that even a small seismic event could damage the borehole.
It was important to give that reassurance to the public and we decided we would go ahead but only with that cautious approach.
At the time, the coalition said it could look at the regulations in future, Sir Ed says. But he adds that a review had to be evidence-based. We have had very few fracking experiences. We don’t have anywhere near enough evidence to review that limit, he says.
He says he has got more sceptical about fracking over the years. After Paris, we have to got to push the renewable agenda further.
Without carbon capture and storage there is much less argument for fracked gas. With advanced renewable technology means we will need fracked gas.
“The relaxation of regulation, whether on seismicity or planning, is completely unjustified.”
He says permitted development is unnecessary. The case for fracked gas is much much weaker than it was a few years ago.
3.57pm: Nick Herbert, Conservative, Arundel and South Downs
Nick Herbert, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
He says there is oil extraction in his constituency. The sites are located sensibly and people do not get excited about them, he says.
Public interest in fracking in West Sussex is concerned about below-ground activity – impacts on ground water – and above ground – effects of traffic. People get most concerned when they are worried about large amounts of traffic.
A proposal for drilling at Wisborough Green was refused because of the impact of lorry movements on rural roads.
Mine concern is whether permitted development is appropriate for oil and gas exploration, he says. He doesn’t oppose permitted development in principle, he says.
The government’s proposal was in the manifesto, the chamber is told. Mr Herbert says other manifesto proposals have not seen the light of day:
It would be wise to keep in the bottom drawer firmly locked away
Local authorities should be able to decide proposals like this in their areas, Mr Herbert says.
There is no non-controversial way of generating energy in our country.
Large scale solar panels can excite just as much controversy as drilling.
I do not have an in principle objection to extraction of oil and gas, he says.
“There is concern about the potential random industrialisation of the countryside. We cannot allow that by one tick in a ministerial box.”
There has to be the ability of local authorities to decide on issues like traffic and put conditions on it, he says. The existing planning regime should be retained. This is not a proportionate or sensible policy.
3.50pm: Sir Mark Hendrick, Labour, Preston
Sir Mark Hendrick, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
He says he was originally agnostic about shale gas in Lancashire.
He says in April and May 2011, Blackpool experienced tremors because of fluid injection into a fault zone. Cuadrilla had mapped out of the faults and this would never happen again, Sir Mark says.
Cat Smith, Labour, Lancaster and Fleetwood, says her constituency are concerned that the traffic light system of regulations should remain.
Sir Mark says his constituents feel the same. The regulations require fracking would stop if earth tremors reached 0.5ML. Ed Davey was the energy secretary when the regulations were announced. He promised tough regulations, Sir Mark says.
Things turned out rather differently, he says. Sir Mark there have been earthquakes when Cuadrilla fracked recently He says the people of Lancashire have had enough.
The British Geological Survey have said the limit could rise to 1.5ML. That is not what was promised, Sir Mark says. Other scientists have said it could be raised higher. That is not acceptable, he says.
3.42pm: Mark Menzies, Conservative, Fylde
Mark Menzies, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Mr Menzies represents Fylde where Cuadrilla is fracking for shale gas at Preston New Road.
He says it was a former Labour government that put in place shale gas operations in Fylde.
Sir Ed Davey, Lib Dem, Kingston and Surbiton, (below right) says the coalition government put in place controls on shale gas operations.
Mr Menzies says permitted development is appropriate for a house conservatory, not an industrial site with thousands of truck movements.
He welcomes the refusal of permission for Cuadrilla’s proposed Roseacre Wood site. The traffic management plan did not work, he said. This reason would not be under consideration under permitted development.
For a reason why this proposal does not stack up, just turn to Roseacre Wood, he says.
Sir Greg Knight, Conservative, East Yorkshire (right), says to be consistent with wind farms, the government should not change the planning rules for shale gas.
Mr Menzies agrees that permitted development for shale gas would undermine public trust in the planning system. The proposal should be taken off the table because it is not sensible. The planning system should be reviewed to stop decisions dragging on for years.
There should be guidelines for what would be a suitable site for shale gas, he says.
Shale gas should only play a part if there is robust regulation and not something that is done to local communities.
Permitted development should not be a tool used by the shale gas industry, Mr Menzies says
3.30pm: Wera Hobhouse opens the debate
Wera Hobhouse, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Ms Hobhouse, Lib Dem, Bath, says two Westminster Hall debates on the issue showed that parliament had a view and wanted to be heard.
She says the government proposals are bad idea for two reasons.
Local communities would be deprived of a voice and supporting fossil fuels would contribute to climate change.
Kevin Hollinrake, Conservative, Thirsk and Malton, suggests that shale gas would displace imports.
Ms Hobhouse says this is the wrong argument. Shale gas is a fossil fuel.
Bill Esterson, Labour, Sefton Central, says:
“My local authority has now twice voted overwhelmingly against fracking in nearby West Lancashire, which affects my constituency as well, but the authority’s views are completely ignored by the approach the Government are taking. Does that not demonstrate that significant local interests should be taken on board?”
Stephanie Peacock, Labour, Barnsley East, says constituents don’t want fracking and should be listened to.
Ms Hobhouse says the UK was a leader in decarbonisation but is falling behind. She says the industry waste water and threatens the hot springs in her Bath constituency.
Kevin Hollinrake, Conservative, Thirsk and Malton, says the issue is where the gas comes from. He asks whether Ms Hobhouse’s house is connected to the gas main.
Ms Hobhouse says her home is connected to a community energy scheme. She says fracked gas is a fossil fuel and we should be investing money to renewable schemes.
Matt Western, Labour, Warwick and Leamington, says new homes being built now have gas boilers when they could have had heat pumps.
Wera Hobhouse, 28 March 2019. Photo: Parliament TV
Ms Hobhouse says fracking in the US has resulted in contamination of the water table. She says the government policy will take decisions out of local authority control.
Geraint Davies, Labour, Swansea West, says methane leaks from shale gas sites makes fracking worse than coal for global warming.
Ms Hobhouse says the local government select committee opposed the government’s proposals. She says 300,000 people have signed petitions against the proposals.
She says shale gas sites do not meet the criteria nationally significant infrastructure. Along with permitted development rights, this would take decisions away from local communities, bypassing those that are most affected.
The government favours fracking over renewables, she says. We have 12 years to complete the transition away from fossil fuels, she says. We must reinvest in renewable energy, she says. Communities across the county are asking for investment in renewables. We need a carbon zero target at our core. The government has gone in the opposite direction.
The government cannot prioritise big oil over climate change, Ms Hobhouse says. There is no time to lose.
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DRILL OR DROP? 
Eli-Goth, Paul, TW, Martin … While I can see that you prefer to treat the developing world as a model, or as an excuse at least (to carry on regardless), and that denial or claims of BS may help you escape your consciences for the time being, those aren’t long term, sustainable or intelligent positions to take. Apart from those who manage to turn their anti-science into a religion, deniers are gradually shifting their arguments because they have to.
Britain can and should be a world leader in the transition to new energy generation and smart delivery solutions. In some senses they are already, but the smartest companies are not being given pathways to market that the government here should be encouraging and fully supporting. UK expertise and technologies are being snapped up by overseas interests (German, Chinese etc) while we are wasting a lot of time on this backward thinking … egged on by gas-heads full of unrealisable fracking dreams or stuck in the fossil fuel tar pits. It’s time to get over it and move on.
[Typos corrected at poster’s request]
What an arrogant comment, PhilipP!
The developing world? Have you been to countries such as China and India? Large parts of them now pretty developed, putting rockets in space. Large numbers of middle classes, wanting western style lives. To achieve those desires, they will be reluctant to add the gloss of extra costs, and are not doing so in an attempt to bring the rest of their people into better life styles.
Plenty of opportunities exist in the UK for new technologies as long as they have a future. I, like many, are quite warm to tidal energy. BUT, if it is my money funding I would first like someone to guarantee that it will work and be cost effective. (Yet to see how the antis can argue for Swansea AND local democratic decisions, when Swansea hinges on granite from the Lizard that has been rejected in Cornwall!) Do you not do the same with your own purchases? I do. I invested in an air sourced heat pump, but not solar panels on that basis. I tried two hybrid cars but was not impressed so my petrol car will arrive shortly. I see the government are plonking some more money into fusion which could be here by 2040. Perhaps that could be here by 2030 if they had invested the £500m wasted on ONE years excessive tariffs paid to ONE wind farm? Oh, forgot. UK energy bills paying for that one! Perhaps current “alternatives” are really the transition energy sources?
You can continue your silly comments about deniers, whilst i see little evidence for any of those on DoD. There are many who disagree with solutions, which is quite a bit different. Claiming deniers is much easier though, isn’t it?
suggest the tree huggers buy a map of the world & ruler then they might grasp how insignificant the uk is on the grand scale of changing the climate.
I suggest the gas-heads do too, along with an acummulative time chart showing how the US and UK are unrivalled in their global FF impacts since the beginning of industrial revolution. Fossil fuel CO2 from 150 yrs ago is still having a greehouse effect today.
So is Krakatoa, PhilipP.
Should we ask every country that has a volcano, or had one in the past, to have special responsibility now and going forward?
How about those countries like Germany and Japan who caused all that production of CO2 in the early 1940s?
Hmmm. Seems like more selective “data”. Almost impossible for some to resist. No wonder the majority remain unconvinced.
Gasman: 100% 👍
Well every little helps. Moreover for its size the UK could utilise its massive cost line and river openings, its winds which are mixed with periods of sunshine and it could move away from the high level uses of cars (often with only a single person in them) towards the use of public transport and taxis. Whilst pressing larger nations to do much the same in relation their circumstances.
And yet Renewables are not an easy fix.
The UK requires all produced energy to work in unison, Solar, Nuclear, Renewables, (wind, wave, hydro), Fossil Fuels etc.
80% of the UK’s 25 million homes are powered by gas – and around a quarter of the country’s electricity is generated by gas-fired power stations. Gas plants are one of the most flexible ways to generate electricity, as they can rapidly provide power during periods of high demand.
This means gas, along with other energy sources like wind, solar and nuclear, plays a key role in the UK energy mix.
As the amount of gas that can be extracted from the North Sea declines, we’ll need to import more to ensure a regular and reliable supply to the UK, or exploit our own onshore reserves of which are vast!
Regarding aviation the UK net imports of aviation turbine fuel were 8.8 million tonnes and of gas/diesel oils 11.0 million tonnes.
We need to produce our own or come war, the lights are going to go out!
Beat that!!
‘Beat that!!’
Hello reality
Reserves from the North Sea are sufficient to help sustain oil and gas production for at least the next 20 years, new figures indicate.
A report published by the UK Government suggests that the overall remaining recoverable reserves and resources range from 10 to 20 billion barrels plus of oil equivalent.
It said production could last beyond the next two decades if additional undeveloped resources can be matured.
https://www.itv.com/news/2018-11-07/north-sea-oil-and-gas-production-predicted-to-go-on-for-at-least-20-years/
No viable market for expensive, unpredictable, inaccessible environmental damaging UK shale.
Fantastic news John P. North Sea will continue as it is. I still dont understand why you are still against shale gas? If it cant compete with North Sea or any other sources. That is just part of normal market force. Why dont you and anti shale let shale gas prove itself wrong?
Competition is often seen as a problem, TW. The Internet just gives a new voice against competing on a level playing field.
Then why is the UK becoming a Net-Importer of Natural Gas?,
Yes the UK has offshore reserves exceeding 10-20billion barrels equivalent! But the yearly production does not satisfy the yearly need, hence a need to explore for onshore production!
I know its hard to believe from an non-industry related person.
I pointed to a direction. My proposals can’t be achieved at the flick of a switch. But we could start out seriously on a persistent gradual approach. We don’t need to be sunk in things as they are.
Anti fracking protesters and groups that proclaim that the UK can be dependant on renewables, should consider the following:
In order to replace the energy produced by natural gas, which in 2017 was 582TWhr, used for domestic heating and cooking.
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In one scenario The UK will need to build and commission the following:
4 off Hinkley Point power stations, 8 off tidal barrier schemes, 8,000 10 MW wind turbines ,several hundreds of solar farms, and 38 off 880 MW gas turbines to provide back-up when the wind fails to blow. Also upgrade the electricity distribution network and most of homes and buildings to total electricity use. Many thousands of charging points will be required for the significant increase in the use of electric vehicles.
Approx cost of £700 to £100 billion with at least a 50 year planning, approval & build time.
In this period the UK homes and industry will be dependant on natural gas (as 85% of UK homes use gas). The UK should be self sufficient and not dependant on Europe, Russia, the USA and Qatar for the supply of our essential energy.
Instead of complaining about fracking, people should be lobbying governments to start developing finance and the projects to provide all the electricity generation described above. Electricity will have to compete at a price that is cheaper than gas and may have to be subsidised from general taxation.
Then we can phase out natural gas except as a back-up fuel.
‘The UK should be self sufficient and not dependant on Europe, Russia, the USA and Qatar for the supply of our essential energy’
You forgot to mention the North sea and Norway where most of our natural gas comes from. Don’t forget to look at the figures of our gas exports.
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, i hope the loss of one hour has not caused you any problems this morning.Apparently the EU is doing away with the hourly difference between regions, presumably because Greenwich meantime in no longer a valid concern in the EU?
Well, its Sunday angain and its now the 23rd Sunday since fracking was resurrected in the UK and seems to have fallen into silence again, possibly awaiting the result, if there ever will be a result, of the failed and incompetent brexit negotiations debacle.
With all those parties that were planned for Friday 29th of March, they turned into protests and marches and became more of a wake it seems.
One assumes that the present quiescence of the fracking operations is because whether we actually leave the EU, or some sort of extended half way house, neither in nor out, or shake it all about….? No rights, no say, no leave and no remain, just some vague unwanted wasteland of political inertia and incompetence somewhere in between. And that has some effect on what the onshore fracking and its associated avoidances of the word industry does next.
I know few of us ever had any real confidence in this governments ability, or indeed willingness to actually forge ahead with brexit in all but name only, but this totally insane impasse is frankly embarrassing and i don’t see how this government and the conservative party can survive in its present form or in the short or the long term.
And that as we all know, was where the outrageous support for onshore fracking in the UK was situated, not in the public domain at all, but only in this particular government and that was propped up by the coalition with the DUP and the DUP are of course equally divided and betraying the conservatives over the hard or soft divided Irish border mess.
So, i thought what to say today that would round all that up in a song? And then i heard Paul Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” this week, and that looks perfect to me, so here is the lyrics slightly altered to suit this present fraxit/brexit situation:
Deepest apologies to Paul Simon, i am sure you will understand how appropriate your song is:
“Fifty Shades of May” or “50 Ways to Leave Your EU Lover”
“The problem is all inside your head”
She said to me
“The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your EU lover”
She said, “It’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being Texas crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your EU lover
Fifty ways to leave your EU lover”
You just slip out the back, Frack
Make a new spin, Jim
You don’t need a new drill, Bill
Just get yourself free
Resign on the day, May
You don’t need to discuss much
Dont need to be brusque, Tusk
And get yourself free
Ooh, slip out the back, Frack
Make a new spin, Jim
You don’t need a new drill, Bill
Just get yourself free
Resign on the day, May
You don’t need to discuss much
Dont need to be brusque, Tusk
And get yourself free
She said, “It grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again”
I said, “I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways?”
She said, “Why don’t we both
Just vote on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light”
And then she kicked me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your EU lover
Fifty ways to leave your EU lover
You just slip out the back, Frack
Make a new spin, Jim
You don’t need a new drill, Bill
Just get yourself free
Resign on the day, May
You don’t need to discuss much
Dont need to be brusque, Tusk
And get yourself free
Throw the toys out the pram, M’am
Make a deal with a chump, Trump
You don’t need a Barny, Barnier
Just listen to me
Dont need to confess, Tess
Leave us in the dust, Tusk
Just sell off the UK, May
And get yourself free
Well have a great Sunday with family and friends and remember its April 1st tomorrow and maybe wonder whether this entire brexit debacle is just an April fool’s joke? In which case you May ask yourself, who is the joker and who is the foil?
Oh yes, I almost forgot, i’ve just been reminded that its Mother Frackers day too!
Very good Phil C
Now that is genius! Thanks Phil